nut in andy’s cereal

An action performed after something undesired happens, is to be used in anticipation of something bad

If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andy’s cereal.

by real boy lucas September 29, 2018

crack my nuts!

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts

Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!

by bindihasballs April 25, 2017

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

brumík deez nuts

Brumík Deez nuts is really similar to normal DEEZ NUTS but its a new version that a lot of people fall in instead of saying: this is older than your mum.

Person: Hey, do you know who is Brumík
Victim: No, who is he?
Person: Brumík Deez nuts!
Victim: feels really insulted...

by WhoCaresAboutMyNick March 15, 2022

nut drop soup

A nutritious soup consisting of broth brought to a simmering boil, then finished by adding a thin stream of semen to the boiling broth in the final moments of cooking (preferably by ejaculating directly into the broth). This creates thick, silken strands of cooked cum that float in the soup. Remarkably similar to egg drop soup in appearance, but generally much higher in protein.

Baby gurl come join me at the table - I made your favorite dinner, a nice piping bowl of nut drop soup!

by BG42 May 21, 2018

nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log

That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.

by Josh April 5, 2005