Wenis penis

A bitch ass homosexual male who enjoys cold hard penis inserted in the anal area....

Oh this wenis penis that sits in front of me enjoys anal insertation

by Jesus christ August 31, 2004

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Adopted Penis

An adopted penis aka. an adopted cockteaser, is ANY broad that is born from a country in Europe... called "Romania". These type of broads will fuck you up in every possible way, such as cock teasting, lying and decieving. These broads are a human waste and should be further disposed.

"HEY,! RAMZI did you see that adopted penis walk by?"

by Matthew D'Amore November 26, 2006

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Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

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Penis Bread

Founded in 2003, a man playing WoW came up with a new recipe for an amazing food, and that food is Penis Bread.
The ingredients are:

1 slice of foreskin

1 pound of bread dough

These are the steps too make this item:

1. Slice off a Christians penile foreskin and roll it flat with the roller tool.

2. Get 1 pound of bread dough and also roll the shit out of it.

3. Rip off little pieces of foreskin and place into the bread dough onto random areas of the bread. (Any design is okay).

4. Place the finished dough into an over and bake at 375 degrees F. Let is cook for about 15 minutes, or however long it takes until the bread looks like..well, bread.

5. After 15 minutes is up, let it cool, and you're finished!

6. (optional) Use the fresh Penis Bread for a sandwich or for a nice French Baguette, any other choice is okay.

Mom calls her son Timothy around Dinner Time..

"Hello?" -Tim

"Hey Time, is Mom, I need you to come home right way!" -Mom

"But why!?" -Tim

"Because I have a fresh loaf of Penis Bread on the table for us ready to go to town on!" -Mom

"Sweet Mom! You're awesome!" -Tim

by kongaman September 24, 2011

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