John Trevor Gregory

A scary man summoned by praising Dutton or Trump. He claps back with savage insults such as "Stump"

DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY

You: TRUMP ON TOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

john

the funny short filipino guy in the group who everyone loves

someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.

by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022

out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.

Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.

by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017

John

If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.

John will kill your whole family.

by factstho March 21, 2021

John

A John is a person who likes sports, music and being alone. John has a lot of friends and is a very nice person in general. John is a very relaxed person and is happiest alone on his computer or playing soccer or baseball with his friends. If a John gets angered, he won't tell anyone because John is a nice person. but if it continues, he will fight back. A John is a competitive funny knowledgeable science nerd who has a lot of experience with love compared to kids his age. John also loves Pokemon and drawing and dislikes most of his close family.

"did you see? John got the new Pikachu Vmax card!"

by John's are cool May 11, 2021

Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 31, 2017

john borush

In the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible

I just John borush'd my pants. God you smell like dirty John borush

by Factman007 July 26, 2017