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Jack Johnson

Some one's head is their Jack Johnson.
Don't make me give you a rap on the old jack johnson.
by Zaggerty January 3, 2005
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Jack Nasty

When your female sex partner refuses to have sex and you masturbate until she gives in.
I had to do the jack nasty last night to get laid
by mk6turbo June 2, 2014
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Car Jack

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.
I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.
by torkhum May 6, 2006
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Jack P

Jack p is one of the stupidest people you will ever meet. His intelligence is absolutely garbage. He usually stays in his room all day and plays GTA. He gets no hoes. He will never get any hoes. Usually has a mom who everyone makes sexual jokes at. Absolute Loser.
by JimTheDude May 28, 2019
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Jumbo Jack

To grab your phallus with one hand, while using your other hand to shake your other arm with the overall intention of causing extreme pleasure seemingly caused by another person. Is similar to the Dutch Rudder.
Bobby was horny and lonely late one Saturday night, and so took to "Jumbo Jack"ing himself off.
by Skamando March 10, 2009
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jack maynard

i mean he’s alright but could be better. never completed vlogmas 2017 because he’s a knob smh. peng face. secretly dating joe sugg but he doesn’t know we know. drinks more than he can handle. cat lover. bullies his fans. HIGHLY UNDERRATED. nice trim. can buy me gucci shoes if he wants. he also went into i’m a celeb however we shall not talk about that.... used to have bleach blonde hair and looked like a lightbulb. oh yeah he also had a nose ring but the bitch got rid of it fuckin melon. the untalented maynard.
girl one: who’s jack maynard?

girl two: who?

girl three: idk her
by karen-likes-cheese December 27, 2017
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Jack and jill

A hilarious comedy starring Adam sandler a very funny man who plays a man and a woman jack and jill
by Bjaggi mix November 7, 2019
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