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Russian Time-bomb

A Russian or other women of eastern European ethnicity, who will undoubtedly explode when they reach the pre-designated genetic time frame. The latter usually being ages 40+ but there are reported incidents of this happening as young as 30 or even sooner if they have children. This explosion is what constitutes them as a Russian Time-bomb. The young beautiful Russian women will transform into the gruff logger, possibly sporting a thin beard, chopping firewood outside of the cabin surrounded by a gaggle of spawn.
"I had to return my mail order bride Tawnya as she reached the point of maximum impact and the Russian Time-bomb detonated."
by GandalftheGreen January 12, 2012
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Ian got time for it

A thing you say at the end of a sentence when u don't give a fuck , don't wanna continue talking , or to shut someone off from saying anything to you.
Johnathan: " bitch , she over there looking at you "
Me: "let her look cause Ian got time for it ! "
by Bloopblop22 February 11, 2017
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Race Against Time

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"
by Himself666 June 20, 2010
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7pm vienna time

The most sacred time for calls between the closest of friends.
Used as a reference in 2020 for a fun conference call that should not be disturbed.
(1)
Person 1: So guys what time are we having our call?
Person 2: 7pm Vienna Time of course!

(2)
Boss: Can we have a call today at 9pm UAE time?
Employee: Of course not! that is 7pm Vienna Time, work cannot interfere with that!
by lellz000 April 20, 2020
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Big Time Warren

An erection induced by drunken karaoke.
That blitzed rendition of "Cheeseburger in Paradise" gave me a big time Warren!
by Peathingy July 1, 2011
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time will go crazy

When you can't take off you jacket cuz you have cuts on your wrist.
Julius: "Its hot in here..."
Maliky: "Then take off your jacket."
Julius: "I can't"
Maliky: "Why?"
Julius" "...Cuz i have cuts >.>"
Maliky: "ohhhh...your WATCH is BROKEN...."
Julius: "Yeahhh....Time will go crazy!!!"
by emogurl31797 April 26, 2010
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time machine bitches

1.)People who always talk about their past and the happy shit they did.

2.)Ignorant people who don't know much about the new generation.

3.)Ignorant people who are always excited to see new smartphones,new gadgets and they can't stop playing it because of amazement
1.)Time machine bitches always talkin bout the old days,when they was hot and tourin with the Ojay's.

2.)Whoah!I asked Anna to open the heater but yeah,I forgot she is a time machine bitch.

3.)I'm sorry I didn't call you the whole day,cause those time machine bitches are enjoying all the apps on my iPhone
by Nicki Minaj HB February 15, 2014
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