by Jimmy bustanut June 3, 2010
Get the Cunt-sack mug.by Sir. Puckering Penis August 1, 2009
Get the cunt bagger mug.A clapped cunt can be one of two meanings -
1) a cunt that has been slapped repeatedly creating a clap-like sound. (Insult)
~or~
2) A vagina that has "the clap" (meaning Clamidea)
- your welcome, yours faithfully,
Fred Weasley
1) a cunt that has been slapped repeatedly creating a clap-like sound. (Insult)
~or~
2) A vagina that has "the clap" (meaning Clamidea)
- your welcome, yours faithfully,
Fred Weasley
"Alex you clapped cunt!"
"Kanye West is such a clapped cunt"
"Who clapped your cunt Elizabeth?!"
"I'm sorry Mrs Kardashian-West, but your test came back, you've got the clap"
"I heard that the Cougar at number 11 is spreading the clap more than the woman at number 12 is spreading her legs"
"Kanye West is such a clapped cunt"
"Who clapped your cunt Elizabeth?!"
"I'm sorry Mrs Kardashian-West, but your test came back, you've got the clap"
"I heard that the Cougar at number 11 is spreading the clap more than the woman at number 12 is spreading her legs"
by FreddieWeasley December 30, 2016
Get the clapped cunt mug.just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.
I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!
by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018
Get the cunt punt mug.The blood from a woman's vagina during her period that forms and crusts together to make a solid brown chunk of thick consistency.
In the middle of changing into her swimming suit, Talia surprisingly looked down to see a cunt booger stuck to her underwear.
by 908Projectile July 8, 2009
Get the Cunt Booger mug.After shooting ping pong balls from her hole, Helen's next cunt stunt involved sitting on an open bottle and picking it up off the bar.
by Fav December 3, 2006
Get the cunt stunt mug.A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.
"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation
by Lucifer!! August 29, 2006
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