one-eyed pete

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting

-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!

by MvHyphy June 14, 2006

One Hitter Quitter

In addition to being a term for good marijuana, or getting knocked with a single punch, its also a phrase for anything that has a sudden impact. For instance, a disastrous tornado or hurricane would be described as a one hitter quitter. Or an athlete or athletic team particularly in football. Such as Barry Sanders or Reggie Bush who can go the distance for a touchdown at any given moment is known as a One Hitter Quitter. A team with a high powered offense attack,like the Oregon Ducks would be known as a One Hitter Quitter

" The game is close right now, but USC better stayed on their game, Oregon got that one hitter quitter"

"Man I think we need to evacuate, I hear that hurricane thats coming got that One Hitter Quitter"

by dingslinger August 19, 2011

Wub one out

Cover the sound of masturbation by playing loud, shitty dubstep.

A walks into B's apartment: "Man does your roommate really like dubstep?"
B: "Nah bro he's just about to wub one out."

by JoeShmoe24 July 6, 2013

xbox one x

An overpriced, useless piece of fucking shit trash that Microsoft is pushing because their underpowered sack of fuck failed miserably. This will, too, because it doesn't have ANY fucking video games for it.

Person 1: I think I'll buy an Xbox One X.

Person 2: Do you have Down's syndrome?

by Xbox One X Sucks November 6, 2017

tie one on

to tie your dick on a girl

uy likes to tie one on a guy.

by yousuck August 9, 2003

one inch wonder

A one inch penis, or a very small penis when arroused.

The man showed the woman his one inch wonder

by someguy May 13, 2005

one inch warrior

a term used to negativly describe a one inch long penis or a very small penis that isn't able to provide pleasure to it's partner.

Kelly sucked Aaron's one inch warrior last night.

by Maj Cot November 30, 2005