Pissing your ass

When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them

Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass

If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass

by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2021

Find your fuck

When you want someone to give a fuck when they've apparently lost their fuck to give.

Asshole says "I don't give a fuck!",,,,,,,,,,,,*,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You say "FIND YOUR FUCK!!"

by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022

Ice Your Dice

To "Slow Down", "Stop", or "Wait up" when someone is falling behind. (Literally or figuratively.)

Charlie: "Hurry up, Sam!"
Sam: "Ice your dice, man. There's a pebble in my shoe."

OR

Emily: "-And then he was like, "We are so over", and just hung up. I'm so heartbroken!"
Julie: "Whoa, ice your dice, you two were dating?"

by rewy400 September 11, 2010

your species feces

when your in a heated argument and you have to pull your trap card

Me, an intellectual: you have big gay

Smelly head: your granny tranny
Me, the genius: your species feces
smelly head:*dies*

by idwcgiercgeriurgvywkeufbvhy3kw May 24, 2018

Picking Your Pecker

1. To waste time, to procrastinate.

2. To masturbate.

1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!

by The ROFL Place December 10, 2018

your dad is bald

This means that your dad is bald and thats it

YOUR DAD IS BALD

by imintheghetto ratatata June 23, 2019

Grottle your Kronse

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.

a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"

by GorillaEye October 7, 2009