comkc's penis

microscopic tool, its needle-like precision is invaluable for cutting rare stones

The hope diamond was perfectly cut using ComKC's penis.

by ComKC October 23, 2003

georges penis

The small thing that he will call a "penis" but that is not true he is a woman

Wow his penis I like a Georges penis

by The cool realist March 28, 2015

Skinny penis

A penis that is skinny

“Hey it ye boi, skinny penis.”

by Myapapiaxoxo June 1, 2018

Penis Pie

When a person becomes far too into oral sex and bites down on the penis, causing the man to scream whilst she's nomming away on penis pie!

Girl: i had penis pie last night
Other girl: poor guy

by helen kelles January 26, 2011

penis dicker

Verb. - The action of one who ues their penis to worsen the state of another.

Noun. -one who takes an eviscerated penis and places his dick inside that penis, and then proceeds to have sex with a woman. That woman is said to have been double cocked in this case.

Verb- "Feldman is constantly penis dicking. it makes me very uncomfortable. "

Noun- "I dont know if his girlfriend will ever forgive him for being a penis dicker."

by wowblox May 17, 2006

Penis Cracker

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Penis in a cup

A very hurtful name you use to call someone. The tool you use to remove virginity is inserted into cup, other known as the mouth.

1) George W. Bush.
1) Your Mom

Stop being a penis in a cup.

by Yeswecanobama December 16, 2008