Cheese Pan

A Rumour

Beth: Oh my god, did you hear about Ellie?
Laura: Oh, not another load of Cheese Pan!?

James: Did you hear about his foot?
Bob: Yeah, i recon thats just Cheese Pan though.

by jayisfap May 19, 2009

good cheese

When something has a very specific rancid smell, it “smells like good cheese.” this awful smell can only be created in a select few environments: Football locker rooms, rental athletic equipment, or a ski bum’s car.

*walks into nasty locker room* My gawd!! It smell like GOOD cheese in here!”

by scooterthetooterandbooter January 16, 2018

cheese-logging

to go out to a restaurant and eat mass quantities of cheese logs in a short period of time.

My girlfriend broke up with me so i went cheese-logging in hopes that one would clog my aortic valve, causing me to explode.

by N.H. April 2, 2007

gorillas and cheese

(1) sex with a man
(2) sex with a big, husky man
(3) sex with a muscular, bodybuilder-like man

(1) she had gorillas and cheese with Marty
(2) she had gorillas and cheese with Wityk
(3) she had gorillas and cheese with that that buff dude in the corner

by poopdamajikarmageddon October 18, 2008

Ritz Bits and Cheese

Name for one who is half white and half Asian.

Jamie: I'm white so that would make me a cracker, or a Triscuit, or whatever new name people have come up with for white people.
Alan: Yeah.
Amy: What about me, I'm half white and half Asian. What would that make me?
Alan: Uh, that would make you Ritz Bits and Cheese.
Amy: Okay...

by Wouldn't you like to know... September 12, 2005

Get Your Cheese On

To hit on a girl using a bad chat up line or corny lines stolen from a film.

James - Yo, check out Gaz.
Ian - What's he's doing now?
James - He's totally getting his cheese on with that girl.

or

Gaz - You look so beautiful. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I closer to togther...
James - Get your cheese on!

by VoodooBoy February 24, 2006

Cheese Grater Effect

When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.

Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.

by Zack Mulhollan February 28, 2008