"Chris Brown You"

The act of using a person as your own punching bag after being provoked excessively by the other person involved. This term can apply to both the female or male.. being "Chris Browned"

if you dont stop bothering me, I will "CHRIS BROWN YOU"

by Imani_T.O February 27, 2009

Flying Farmer Brown

a variation of the "teabag," in which an individual get on his or her hands and knees behind a victim. Another individual runs, steps on the downed indviduals back, and jumps forward with their legs spread. As they do this, they yell, causing the victim to turn around in time to take crotch full on to the face. If done correctly, both the jumper and the victim fall to the ground. AKA: "The two man tandum teabag" Originated in Queen City, TX.

"Did you see Jim go off of Steve's back and flying Farmer Brown that guy!? He flew through the air with the greatest of DEEZ!"

by Blue Beacon December 16, 2008

Sultan of Brown Eye

A man obsessed with assholes, and everything about them from poop to benoit balls to anal sex.

Man, that Sultan of Brown Eye is a sick fuck. After enjoying a Cleveland Steamer, he gave her a rim job, shoved some benoit balls up her ass, and afterward they had anal sex. She finished him off by giving him a Rusty Trombone.

by sportznut3081 December 18, 2010

Drown the Brown Turtle

To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool.

Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then drown the brown turtle.

by Durty Dee August 23, 2006

Brown Clown That Hoe

When a girl has a mans balls in her mouth while he sits on her face, leaving a brown mark on her nose, much like a clown's red nose.

"Yeah bring that one slutty girl over so I can Brown Clown that hoe."

by Thirstin Howell from Thirds June 10, 2009

brown eyed squirrel

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.

Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

by DentWizard July 25, 2017

Brown Spring Weekend

In the words of Brown University: Annual series of student-run events and programs to celebrate the near completion of the academic year.

otherwise known as a hot mess where everyone is extremely high or drunk and are going crazy.

Q: Were you on Wriston Quad during Brown Spring Weekend?
A: Yeah, that place was a mess, but Dave Binder was awesome!

by Brunonian December 21, 2010