Valentines Day

International Suicide Rate Go’s up day.

Person 1: I Think I’m depressed.
Person 2: Yep, it’s Valentines Day. Thought so.

by Feegvyrbynerunmysrn February 14, 2020

Patriot Day

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Balentine’s Day

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day

Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

by The Urban Dictionary person g January 23, 2021

Jerry Day

The birthday of music legend Jerry Garcia. Celebrated with listening to music and having fun.

Man, we're gonna get wasted and listen to The Dead all day on Jerry Day, It's gonna be awesome.

by Deadheadkid92 March 1, 2009

Grindhog Day

A phenomenon in which a person does not experience time passing due to grinding

"I didn't get much sleep, I was having a grindhog day"

by sunfeatherx3 February 5, 2019

mrs day

The hottest babe to ever exist, also a thicc guidance counselor.

Oh damn look mrs day is bending over

by Cooper575 December 11, 2017

noob-days

ah yes. this refers to.. well just look at the name. back then when you and i were a wee-little-nooblet. it is a reflection of the "stone age" if you will.
used obviously in gamer language, this is more of a historical double word. just remember way back when you used "heavies" and noob weps and everyone criticized you for your lame fast kills. its all writen in the books. its all there.
the noob-days start once you enter a new game and dont know how to play.. as you go... they fade away more and more. sigh... good times... dark goooood times.

guninhand: hey noob wtf. stop using heavies you fucking noob

officern00b: tss make me douche

guninhand: how about i snipe your ass down and send you back to the noob-days fucking noob

by catinthehat101 August 12, 2007