double hand fart

(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands

I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.

by Melone May 3, 2018

Double Cheek Kiss

When 2 girls kiss a boys cheek, also an anime trope.

Double Cheek Kiss example, Emily: Oh my god Ashley, Jake loved it when we kissed him!
Ashley: I'm so happy he loves us!

by UrbanDictionaryIsReal March 15, 2023

double barreled sausage

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina

Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.

by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017

Double platinum with no features

When j cole stans remind you that 2014 forest hill drive went double platinum with no features to make j cole look better.

Person 1: Kendrick is better then cole, period
J cole stan: But j cole went double platinum with no features
Everyone: stfu

by STL446 June 12, 2023

double-decker couch

an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.

-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)

-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?

-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?

by UpBeatMe317 July 20, 2017

Double cuntburger with cheese

Noun: Double cuntburger with cheese: is the same as the regular cuntburger with cheese, except that it’s two females on the same menstruation cycle, and they’re both plagued with yeast infections at the same time. Sometimes it can also be ‘mother and daughter’ situations, because the daughter is still living with her mother.

Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.

Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.

by BeanTownBeanery March 17, 2021

Doorknob Double FishHooks

When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.

When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.

by Banana Horse December 29, 2010