Green Lantern

To stick a flashlight with a green bulb in someones ass or pussy to make it glow like a green lantern

Yo i just gave my girl the green lantern. Her pussy was glowing!

by penpenpenpen January 20, 2021

Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)

Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school

by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 December 23, 2018

Lorelei green

The queen! She exudes positivity, warmth and expression, her presence is like no other and her dancing is impeccable! She is so creative and she influences everybody around her. Her energy leaks into other people and it’s beautiful! Lorelei is a gorgeous woman who puts so much love out to the world, she listens and she laughs!

Wow don’t you just love lorelei green?

by Whoknowswhoiam November 21, 2021

Green fn

Green FN is a slang term for "Green Fuck Nigga" that is particularly prominent on TikTok in the context of basketball clips. It is inspired by the NBA 2K video game series, where the quality of a player's basketball shot is measured by color, green being the highest quality. The term has been used ironically to comment on basketball players missing shots and sincerely to showcase a particularly stylish move, whether on the court or in another context. The slang term originated in early 2023 and spread again in early 2024 after it became a spam comment on TikTok.

"Why is there a blinking light in the teddy bear eyes you gave me?"
"Green fn"

by FadedaPigeons March 21, 2024

green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.

Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.

by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016

“Green Bean”

When a person shoots a swish in basketball, it is likely they will say “Green bean!”

Referring to the game NBA 2k, where if there is a green bar, it is guaranteed to go in.

*shoots the ball* “Green bean” *completely misses*

by bigSKYblues June 23, 2025

Green mean asserole

The person no one wanted at their Thanksgiving table but somehow makes it to yours every year.

“Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “

by lollypappa November 17, 2020