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Trump Shit

The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.
Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..
by mrbruceman November 18, 2017
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Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.
Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019
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tity-shit

when you poop from your nipple or poop on someones nipple
dylan pooped on katherines nipple and she hit him in the face for giveing her a tity-shit
by dmackdacrack January 1, 2014
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Serious shit

Shit that’s serious
Bro this some serious Shit
by King ADG October 9, 2020
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Aye Shit

Approval of something shown or something done usually said when someone is stoned or to lazy to give a real response

Or when music is Boppin the person will yell "AYE SHIT! THIS SHIT BAPPIN"
1: I brought some weed
2: Aye shit

or

1: I'm gonna do a back flip

2: Aye shit
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Pho Shit

The kind of poop which comes out of your ass after the perfect hot bowl. Pho Shits often have a unique smelly aroma from only the best of broths. Pho Shits have the added bennifit of a power washer style cleanse if you load up on the chili oil.
Brian: Man I loaded my hot bowl up with 1/2 the chili oil on the table. Later that day I had the perfect Pho Shit.
by d5s March 18, 2020
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shit-euphoria

That feeling of intense relief when you finally get to take a shit after prairie dogging it for 20 minutes.
I just had the most amazing shit-euphoria!
by Dicky Duece October 11, 2014
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