Gay Penis

A penis that springs for a man, despite whether the person is gay or straight.

Ah fuck, I wanna tap Angelina, but my gay penis wants to bang Adam.

by LilJPezzy September 13, 2016

penis docking

for a man to put his foreskin over another mans penis

"i walked in on gavin and steve with their cocks together, they were totally penis docking

by supahottrigger February 3, 2015

penis sneeze

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.

wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.

by sackhead May 31, 2011

penis wad

A penis that has been tied into a knot which may or may not include the scrotum. Also used when describing a person who is similarly mixed up and causing some form of annoyance.

Damn it Matthew you penis wad, this is the third time this week you messed up the money.

by Jonathan Gunz February 20, 2005

penis joint

A cock that has been fucked so hard (by ellen MC) that it is steaming.

ELLEN: GOd damb that was a good root, i was goin for ten seconds straight befor it blew!
OSCAR: is it a penis joint yet?
DANIEL: Nah give me another ten seconds :P

by www.youtube.com/oscarknott69 March 2, 2009

God's Penis

A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!

Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.

Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.

Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.

Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!

by Leoskiess June 27, 2011

Penis Brine

a concoction extracted from the sweat of the human male nerds ball sack, donkey cum, wombat dingleberries and Habanero pepper used to prepare the reeds of the Bassoon and Trumpet mouthpieces.

My friend Jonny B. always mixes a fresh batch of Penis Brine prior to playing his Trumpet or Bassoon with his friends from Upstate New York or California.

by I <3 Pinatas January 21, 2011