hand job party

A gathering of police officers standing around their sqaud cars socializing. There are usually two or more vehicles and a 'handful' officers.

Ex 1: Hey! Hide the joint, there is a hand job party to the left.

Ex 2: I would not have been arrested if that pig hand't wandered away from her/his hand job party and spotted me.

by j.ha August 31, 2008

Blumpkin Tea Party

This is the seldom seen or even dared mentioned circumstance in which two homosexual males partake in a rare ritual whereby one gentleman places the scrotum (or nutsack) of the second honorable gentleman in his mouth while the second gentleman defecates into a toilet bowl. When the act is completed roles are swapped and they are having themselves a mighty fine Blumkin Tea Party. (May take place with 2 or more guests).

The Puerto Rican janitor was subsequently arrested after inviting two male pupils to a Blumpkin Tea Party in the janitor's closet.

by GeneralG7 March 16, 2011

pre party nerves

the butterflies and overwhelming feeling of nervousness and anxiety before a big party

turn the car around, im having pre party nerves!!!

by Oscarthecat September 6, 2014

cold meat party

a funeral

I'm sorry that I can't meet you for lunch. My uncle died, and I've got a cold meat party to go to.

by Sidecar Trivia May 14, 2012

Black Hole Party

When a group of men engage in anonymous sexual activity in a dark room wearing masks to hide their identities:

Joey’s hand gun went missing from his house. He had another one of those fucking Black Hole Party!

by Dayne O. August 24, 2019

Cosmic Party Syndrome

The paranoid and irrational belief that there's always a better, cooler, hipper party going on somewhere else that you can never get to.

Jez: This party is just great, isn't it?

Mark: Don't try to hide it Jez, you and me both know that you're suffering from Cosmic Party Syndrome right now.

by Wantai September 23, 2012

party pre-ejaculate

When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.

You: "Dude, you left my party at 9pm. What happened to you?"

Me: "I party pre-ejaculated."

by angelossary April 19, 2010