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National Boob Grab day

April 13th is national boob grab day!
Every guy has to grab a girls boob.
“Yo dude, today is national boob grab day”
“It’s not cheating if u grab another girls boob because it’s national boob grab day”
by GucciYuh May 25, 2018
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National Fly Down Day

The national holliday where every guy has his fly down
Dude pull your fly down its National Fly Down Day
by Yusef November 24, 2003
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national prep beatdown day

a day in which people look for, and beat the shit out of preps. annual holiday.

date: june 20th
dude: "what are you doing tomorrow?"
dude 2: "going to beat up some preps!!"
dude:"its national prep beatdown day already?! sweet! im coming!"
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National I love you day

On this day tell your partner you love them if you don't have a other than tell your best friend
I love you

I love you too
And happy national I love you day!! ❤️❤️
by graceeeeeeeeee❤️ November 10, 2019
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The Norwegian national hero of all time

It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!

They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.

One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.

Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...

The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 23, 2022
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National send Tit pic day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this
Me; Happy national send tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!
by Johnson Mitchell July 24, 2020
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National kiss your boyfriend day

GIRLS IF ITS OCTOBER 24 THEN YOU GO AND KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND... YOU GO GIRL
I kissed him because it’s national kiss your boyfriend day duh
by That gurl you love October 23, 2019
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