Ollie John

Ollie John is a very handsome guy. He likes to have fun and play games all the time. The best thing about him is he is so chill.

Your like Ollie John.

by Nostradamus 404 June 8, 2021

John Lowery

A modified Tsunami Shot. When a woman performs oral sex on a male. Upon ejaculation, the woman spits the semen back in the male’s face followed by a slap to the male’s face. Woman must yell, “Don’t treat me like a slut, John Lowery.”

Tim has been quiet since Sara pulled a John Lowery on him.

by Michael Orville April 19, 2024

John Pork

Like John Cena, but he’s a pig human

Allie: Hey! Have you ever heard of John Pork?
Ben: What’s John Pork?
Allie: He’s like John Cena but he’s a pig-like creature
Ben: *laughs because John Pork*

by SlangPengcome April 18, 2023

John Dollard

A Bitch

John Dollard is a certified Bitch

by ToastyMan420 January 19, 2023

Johning

Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.

The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".

Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.

by TH210 January 6, 2024

Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared

I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away

by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024

John Tate

A fictional character from the planet Krombie used to insult a real-life enemy. John Tate is the the namesake of the most horrendous insult of all time; John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce.

Owen: "Hey Tom, there's Kelly."
Tom: "John Tate."
Josh: "Tate Burger with Cheese."
Owen: "John Tate Mahoney Cheeseburger with Pickles and Special Sauce."
Me: "Haha!"

by Me And I December 14, 2008