jack-snap

A white trash man, with a mullet, that toilet on the front porch of his trailer.

Qwatcha been up to you ol' jack-snap?

by Daniel Andrews August 22, 2007

Uncle Jack

To find a small creature and to put it in any hole you have, while singing Stronger by Britney spears

Nick found a bullfrog and proceded to Uncle Jack with it

by Mikey December 1, 2004

Jack Weller

An idiot who believes Macs don't have drivers and that Apple is superior to everything

wow you are as dumb as a Jack Weller

by thecoommaster July 14, 2020

jumbo jack

a term for huge tits. especially huge bazongas.

Dude, did you see that hot girl last night. she had a gorgeous pair of jumbo jacks.

by velvy May 30, 2007

Black Jack

6'4", 240 lb. hard hitting, precision passing power forward in the EA Sports NHL series. Parents Dark and Ebony Jack gave Black his name based on his dark skin and their favorite card game, 21. Black went on to wear the number 21 as a youth competing in all sports and to this day sports the same number. Black has a tendancy to pick up silly penalties in his attempts to dismember opponents. His teammates love his tenacity however. Black's love of the ladies is legendary as he's been known to get busy with young ladies while in the SinBin, giving all new meaning to the term.

Black Jack feeds Numero Uno in the slot...Uno BURIES IT!

Black Jack absolutely crushed that guy...look at the poor dude picking his spleen up off the ice!

Black Jack has the puck on a string- dishes to Mike B...B for BURIED!

by PACJACK August 2, 2011

jack shit

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid

Man, you are such a jack shit!

by KROD December 13, 2004

Juice Jacking

To break in and violate someones lunchable for the sole purpose of consuming the delicious juice pouch = ).
IE. Capri Sun
Also Referred to as Juice High Jacking. Or Juice HiJack. However Most Commonly Juice Jacked

GUY1: I was raiding my frige the other night and there was nothing to drink. The only thing there was a lone lunchable. I then proceded to JUICE JACK IT.

GUY2: o wow u dirty Juice Jacking KANKLE BANDIT.

by Joe Asselin AKA JASSELIN October 6, 2008