Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

by TheJMM April 8, 2011

off your cadoova

off your cadoova: insane, foolish (aussie slang)

"You have gone right off your cadoova."
By P. G. WODEHOUSE

by wizzkind January 7, 2012

Open your heart

An amazing song By the gods known as Crush 40, it will literally improve your life

Person 1:Hey dude have you listened to Open Your Heart
Person 2:No
Person 1:this is why you get zero bitches

by Luigi Jumpman Mario October 2, 2021

Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

Your hair is life

Off the hook, baller, on fleek,

Yo girl, your hair is life!

by Auntang January 5, 2017

vote with your fork

Voting with your fork is when you don't support fast food industries by not eating their products. Instead, you eat from local farms and businesses.

I vote with your fork and I helped the small business thrive!

by Boschie Wochie May 1, 2018

trust your gut

Trusting your gut means following the physical feelings your body gives you that you are making the right or wrong decision. They are feelings of intuition that occur when the neurons in your gut communicate with those in your brain.

alex: you were right,that night was a disaster.

anna:told you,always trust your gut.

by artemis♡ May 7, 2023