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Urban dictionary

Guy 1 : why does your dog looks so sad?
Guy 2 : oh! The mfer underwent a painful urban dictionary
by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023
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People in an Urban Dictionary description

Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner August 23, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

I cant even believe you. You're on Urban Dictionary.
by Dipshit #1 September 25, 2019
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Urban Dictionary users

People that think they’re too good for Reddit.
“lol Reddit is so bad”
“shut up, go back to your friends, the Urban Dictionary users”

urban dictionary user: a person that thinks they’re too good for Reddit. That concludes my TED talk.
by ‎ Carl September 3, 2022
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Urban dictionary

that undercover agent which allows to explain ur bond with ur friends & family in a funny way with a touch of sarcasm & emotion that u’ll feel only when u relate it to the bond .
How come that undercover agent is so funny..??
Ohh ,u silly, its the Urban Dictionary
by Diana..it..is November 23, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A community-influenced website used to inform people of modern lingo and pop culture references; the modern-day equivalent of the Bible.
Dad: Son, what does "based" mean? Some pale lady with blue hair and a smartphone called me that at the store today.
Son: Have you tried looking it up on Urban Dictionary, the online dictionary authored by users to educate humanity on present topics?
Dad: Wow! There it is! Thanks, Urban Dictionary!
He turns to the camera with an enthusiastic grin and a thumbs-up.
by Scooter, the Creator May 8, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

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