shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008

Shit Stiffy

When an individual has to shit very badly and goes in his pants. What other people see is a reverse boner made of shit protruding from your back pocket.

My Shit Stiffy stunk like a mother.

by Hobo from Hell August 3, 2012

no shit dora

something you use when youur dumbass friend says smth that is obvious asf

1:super straight people must be cancelled
2:no shit dora

by cancelsuperstraightbitches May 1, 2021

Ragu Shit

Anything considered cheap. The opposite of boujee.

Don't Uber Pool, that's some Ragu Shit.

by RaguShit March 17, 2019

Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

Shitful Thinking

When one does think that the future will be shitful and it ends up being fine.

John: Lets go out tonight honey.
Sophie: I'm to tired john.
John: Com'on it will be fine
Sophie: Alright (sigh)

3 hours later

Sophie: That was actually quite fun.
John: See, Shitful Thinking

by ShitThinker October 29, 2012

shit rover

Someone who will not take a shit on the floor in which they work, so they will visit other floors within the building to take a shit at work

Person doesn't want to take a shit on the same floor as his colleagues so they will go down a floor, or 2 to use the bathroom there when they need to take a shit at work.

Just caught a shit Rover in the Bathroom

by Moss_c September 10, 2013