u cat bro?

A way to troll a troll. (A Play on u mad bro?)

J: u mad bro?

M: *Meow*

J: u cat bro?

by ucatbro January 9, 2011

cat-bird seat

When there is a person who is the position to play mind games with another.

Candy was in the cat-bitd seat when she got a dip on the side afterher man got caught wiht that hoe.

by Zo May 21, 2005

frozen cat embryos

What's served at Chinese Restaurants disguised as Wanton Soup.

Joe: Hey, what is Wanton soup anyway?

Frankie: Frozen cat Embryos warmed up and kept out for 3 weeks so there nice and rubbery!

by lovetorim May 8, 2007

pet my cat

To wack off after waking up

after i woke up i had to pet my cat

by Gary James December 10, 2008

Catawba Mud Cat

The act of smearing peanut butter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Scat.

"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Cat.

by Don Turgenson April 12, 2008

wet cat syndrome

Wet Cat Syndrome (WCS)--- When a person, usually a male, begins to resemble a wet cat, usually due to lack of exercise and poor diet. While this syndrome has an obvious cure, most of those that are plagued by it cannot seem to find it. That being said, the syndrome only progresses until the patient hits rock bottom at Terminal Wet Cat Syndrome or TWCS. At this stage the patient is considered to be "walking dead" or "skin and bones" and those who view him just begin to feel sorry for him.

We were at the gym the other day and we saw a marine who had terminal wet cat syndrome.

by dubC-S October 21, 2010

Cat Food Poo

The smell of your crap after a night on the booze. Usually smells like a freshly opened tin of cat food.

Had a Cat Food Poo this morning. Smelt like Salmon with Trout.

by the burrd October 29, 2008