Urban Coon Hunt

A police helicopter with an active searchlight, flying over an urban area.

Jill: "What's that police helicopter looking for with that searchlight?"
Jack: "It's just another urban coon hunt."

by Seidcar October 10, 2012

dist-Urban Dictionary

The part of the Urban Dictionary that after reading makes you feel icky or otherwise disturbed.

I felt like I needed a showerd after reading the definitions for "Cleveland Steamer", "Cincinnati Bowtie" and "Alabama Hot Pocket" in the dist-Urban Dictionary.

by Drayuh February 16, 2009

Urban sex-ed

when the virgin admins of urban dictionary reject your new definition, which is just something funny or odd because it doesn't excite thier small flacid inexperienced penises

Oh hey man I googled that word you said, couldn't find it

Yeah too bad urban dictionary mods didn't upload it cause it didnt appeal to a 15 year old virgin's mentality

Now that's Urban sex-ed

by Urban-small-dick-admins May 6, 2014

urban dictionary faggot

someone who makes awful contributions to this site, and think they're clever by combining two words into a banal observation of a trivial activity in life, or making a lame pun out of a word.

1. anything on the front page of the site.
"check out all the urban dictionary faggots who endlessly add definitions to try and account for every single little idiosyncratic phenomenom, how INDIE"
2. virtually all of the content here that isn't overtly sexual.
"yeah, my friend is an urban dictionary faggot, he collects little quaint little douche-bag sayings and then adds them to this site, hoping people will give the thumbs up and approve of a made-up word.

by you guys are pretty shitty April 3, 2009

urban ass-kissing

when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.

urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars

nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!

by anoncatlawlzftw March 22, 2010

Urban Dictionary Editor

1. A lifeless being who dwells in the mystical realm known colloquially as "Urban Dictionary." This being exists only to feed Urban Dictionary with ridiculous definitions that are often considered to be highly offensive, whilst rejecting all other otherwise "good" definitions.

2. 1% of the Urban Dictionary population who only seeks to benefit the community through accepting good or otherwise harmless definitions.

This definition is likely to be rejected.

"I'm so pissed, the editors rejected my entry on Double Bass. They have no life."

"Why must the Urban Dictionary Editors be so cruel?"

by EditorsareJerks August 4, 2012

Urban Beat off

Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.

Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.

by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009