Conquer the king

The act of dethroning one’s girlfriend’s father by pounding him from the behind, furthermore ejaculating into his mouth. Only then will the king be conquered

“Hey bro want to come over tonight for a few beers and watch the footy?”

“Nah sorry bro I’ve got to go to dinner at my girlfriend’s place tonight. Who knows, I might even conquer the king!”

by The Unofficial President August 6, 2024

King Byrd

A King Byrd is someone who ruins their own life even when everyone tells them to get a hold of themself and knock that retarded shit off.

Well, looks like he became a King Byrd a flooded his own house again. Fucking retard, am I right?

by GeoffDon123 January 24, 2022

darawish king

darawish king is dhulbahante royalty

he a darawish king

by khatumo October 29, 2020

my king

Title a hererosexual man gives to another

"Cya, my king!"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Kings crown

When Charlie King is doing his special deep throat

Guy 1) did you have a good night bro?
Guy2) Charlie gave me some of that famous kings crown

by Littlemadleyboy May 17, 2020

king poopy butthole

A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff

person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"

by Paradoxical14 April 7, 2023

king of the point

In King Of The Hill games, when just one player focuses on the hill and others just fight enemies

Person 1: Did you realize that we won so quickly?
Person 2: Yeah, thanks to the king of the point

by urbanils September 23, 2018