anus time machine

A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten

I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell

by katoom rider 76 May 13, 2014

happy-time fingers

The fingers used to give a woman an orgasm

I have to be careful playing football, I have a date later and can't damage my happy-time fingers.

by VanWilderer February 22, 2011

distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.

I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

Old Time Road

Not old time road.

Dave: I got the horses in the back...
Jane: Haha. I love that song. Old Time Road, right?
Dave: No.

by True or False November 12, 2019

all-time low

All time you are in a low mood, e.g. sad, frustrated. A word from the book, Harry Potter and the chamber of Secrets.

My life in the past is an all-time low.

by witb October 7, 2019

Time Release Hangover

When a hangover only gets worse as the day wares on.

Last weekend i got blackout shitfaced friday night and had to go to the museum with my aunt the next morning. I didnt feel bad at first but by the time we left I vomited by a cab stand. I must have had a time release hangover.

by Piffstar March 17, 2011

naked awkward time

1. when you go to have sex, but it doesn't work out, like a rabbit getting into the hole but leaving before he can get his carrot.

2. when you get a physical exam after puberty

3. after you work out and you go to shower in the locker room and there are no shower curtains

4. when unattractive people try to be sexy

1. A not so experienced couple wants it to take the next step, but they don't quite know what to do, so they end up having naked awkward time.

2. You're trying out for a team and must get a physical. You go to doctor and its the first time someone sees you naked after puberty.

3. Jan went to the locker room after vollyball practice and headed to the showers, she decided to wait to shower till she got home when she realized there was only one community shower.

4. Frances was going through his facebook newsfeed, when he came across neville's naked pictures that he posted for attention.

by ytiruces6460 April 13, 2011