two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017

fat finger fuck up

The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.

"I meant to hit the correct answer in Trivia Crack, but I had a fat finger fuck up."

by CossBoss January 27, 2015

five finger death fist

When you shove your fist in someone named Lopez’s ass and twist it till he dies.

I killed Lopez’s ass with my five finger death fist

by HUGH_MUNGUS_BOI October 29, 2022

Four Finger Fore Play

The act of inserting your finger into four of a girl’s orifices in an order that would surprise you: ass, mouth, vagina, and nose.

Bro, I gave your girlfriend the Four Finger Fore Play, dont kiss her tonight.

by hairy nut flinger May 29, 2013

big virtual middle finger

To insult someone directly or indirectly through use of an electronic device, such as on the internet, on a (game) server, or simply on your own computer, usually meant to be done after the target of the BVMF has done something rude or insulting to you first, but may also be done just for shits and giggles.

My friend Steven refused to play Counter-strike with me, so I changed my Steam name to "Fuck You Steven" while on a server so everyone can see the big virtual middle finger I just gave him.

My friend Steven refused to show me how to code, so I bought a website domain and had it just say "Fuck you, Steven." so I can give him the big virtual middle finger any time I want.

My friend Steven always goes on my computer and goes to pornhub immediately, so I made my default browser page be the website from before so he gets the big virtual middle finger every time before he masturbates at my house.

Fuck you, Steven.

by Dreamare June 13, 2015

Five finger drum machine

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.

I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.

by rust shackel September 22, 2012

4 fingers up🥍

means you still are insanely good at lacrosse and literally can’t be beat

canfield womens lacrosse team is so good, the always hold 4 fingers up🥍

by chswlacrosse April 18, 2022