Shitting for England

Means that you are pooing a lot.

Fucking hell mate I’ve been on the toilet for ages, “I’m shitting for England”

by Han so lo September 23, 2017

shit the pot

when someone messes something up or ruins it. blows it.

Hey man, you get the deal done today? Nah man, he really shit the pot with that presentation.
They shit the pot, and blew the lead.

by pigajr July 30, 2012

Crayola shit

When, no matter how many times you wipe, there’s always a streak of shit on the toilet paper.

I had a Crayola shit so intense that I used a whole roll of toilet paper and still wasn’t clean.

by jubbajubba October 7, 2021

clean that shit

Smoking/Vaping dank out of a glass piece. Refers to the smoke that gathers in a glass piece when you start sucking on dat shit.

bitch: lemme hit this shit

*vapor gathers inside water pipe*

faggot: yo clean that shit nigga

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

Murder that shit

To aggressively and consensually destroy someone sexually.

He pushed her up against the wall and proceeded to murder that shit until she orgasmed so hard her legs ceased to function correctly.

by Echo4Romeo May 23, 2021

Shit-V

The disgusting ''V'' shaped bit of sweat and dung mixture left on a toilet seat from an obese user's ass crack. The "V" is on the seat, closest to the toilet's tank.

Someone heads into a bathroom after an overweight person gets finished. ''My God man! Can't you clean up your shit-V before you leave the friggin' bathroom!?!"

by Adondo December 12, 2010

Shit winding

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.

After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.

by Annafc May 31, 2016