Penis Envy

To be jealous of another man's Penis.

Bro 1: Dude, what's up with Nate?
Bro 2: He saw Luke's penis and now he's feeling jealous out of inferiority.
Bro 1: Ah, total penis envy

by Botaku October 1, 2018

Penis snotchel

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".

Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009

Small Penis

A very small penis like Haygen Bakers penis from TCMS

A kid at my school named Haygen Baker ate a small penis last night

by That gay guy everyone likes May 10, 2018

Bull Penis

Boiled Peanuts, a southern delicacy

I am going to head over to the concession stand and get some bull penis.

by dorianhawk February 26, 2015

penis nipples

When a woman's nipples are long enough to look like small penis's.

That stripper has the longest penis nipples I've ever seen.

by Mummbles the clown June 5, 2015

sister penis

something that Sekretsu can't find out what it means.

"No, I'm not going to hentai.org to find out what sister penis is."

by Iking01 March 27, 2015

ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011