Balls Rules

If the balls dont touch the man its not gay

i had sex with a guy last but it wasn't gay as our balls didnt touch hence the balls rules

by MumbleTumble11 February 16, 2019

Ball Down

To consume alcohol; a parallel to the phrase "ball up" which is Toronto slang for smoking weed.

All mans link the ball down tonight!

by REALHOTBOI June 19, 2021

peachy balls

Testicles that have been recently shaved but have some stubble. Short hairs, like a peach.

Hey babe be careful down there. I've got peachy balls.

by Nepostael July 9, 2016

Spiky Balls

A poorly-shaven scrotum.

"I don't know if I'd fuck him again, he has spiky balls."

by daapdude February 10, 2012

Milking Balls

milking balls is just cock and ball torture, but more pleasant

(a text that i was sent earlier by one of my friends):
when you milking balls
it be like
🐄😫💦🍼🤰

by milkthemballsrn September 4, 2019

Lurching Balls

To make a complete ass of one's self, or to react in a way that is viewed as extreme or irrational.

It's alright guys, he's just lurching balls.

by Smelt captain of the west sea October 25, 2008

ball wrangler

a really tight pair of underware, or a woman or man whatever your preferance that plays with your ball while having sex.

1. i need to switch to boxers cause these tighty whities are ball wranglers

2. my girl is a real ball wrangler in bed so much she almost twisted them off

by felemtwist February 8, 2010