Hot Ham and Cheese

When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.

"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"

by Mysticircle373 July 31, 2016

Hot cheese sundae

It's where you creampie someone in church

I gave my wife a hot cheese sundae in the middle of service last week.

by Vjiranen April 26, 2017

Pink Cottage Cheese

Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.

"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."

by SconnieJoe January 25, 2016

Grilled Cheese Engine

When your engine is shot because you have tried to cook grilled cheese in the furnace you use to boost your car in a post apocalyptic world. And then you pull it out and throw it in a lake because it fucked up your engine. From the movie Double Dragon starring Robert Patrick and Mark Dacascos.

Awwwww, Grilled Cheese engine!

by Kogo Shuko July 5, 2010

Dick cheese nachos

When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.

"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."

by Twistedthoughts1737 December 7, 2018

Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.

"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."

by NGC316 February 4, 2010

cream cheese dick

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

by THEBIGO August 11, 2006