lava roll

A lava room is where you shit into a persons ass and mush it into them.

I just gave my girlfriend the old lava roll, as always it was painful for her.

by YoBoiTrist November 16, 2017

Cunt Roll

the act of "stop, drop, and roll," performed by a person you don't like after you set them on fire

I doused that cunt in gasoline and set him on fire. Fucker was doing the cunt roll for like three hours.

by MelodyCristo April 20, 2017

Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.

Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.

by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024

happy sausage roll

When your so happy you sausage roll stands up.

Your happy sausage roll is standing up.

by Raman Packets November 21, 2019

peace out for rock and roll

a more common saying for goodbye than "peace out girl scout"

S: peace out girl scout
A: peace out for rock and roll

by jdzhba March 4, 2021

rolling in the doughnuts

To snort a drug, mostly related to cocaine, and the nostrils is not wiped clean causing a powdered doughnut look.

Well Josh, been rolling in the doughnuts I see.

by Vincentaims November 22, 2014

Montana Cinnamon Roll

While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.

I met this heifer at the bar last night, totally gave her a Montana Cinnamon Roll!

by HeiferHunter November 6, 2021