one man band

A "one man band" is something that is performed on a girl. Other definitions here say it's when a guy gets a finger in the butt during a blowjob, but 2 things hardly constitutes a "band."

My understanding is that a one man band is cunnilingus plus the shocker. That is, sucking or licking the clit while using index and middle finger inside the vagina, and the pinky in the B.H.

I also hear it's pretty awesome. I don't have a vagina so I can't be sure.

Girls have been known to blackout from a one man band. Use with caution, my friend.

by Mr. Bogart January 26, 2008

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Good One Fitz

A phrase shouted after somebody trys to tell a funny story, but their story is too long, boring, and most of all not funny!

Fitz: One day when I was playing Gears of War with some of my friends, I was trying to shoot somebody when one of them just comes up to me and tried to chainsaw me. I just turned around and shot them in the head, and he was like Nooooo... and I was like Yeah....Take That!!!

Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!

by Jonathan Alexander May 5, 2007

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one eyed smile

means sexaul intercourse

did you give her the one eyed smile last night?

by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

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One Night Only

A indie band from Yorkshire, UK.
Current members are George Craig -vocals & guitar - (also a Burberry model), James Craig -drums- , Daniel Pankin -keyboard-, Mark Hayton -guitar- and Jack Sails -bass-.

-Hey do you know the band One Night Only?
-The one with George Craig?
-YUS that one!
-Yeah! It's awesome.

by ono fan March 26, 2011

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suck a fat one

When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.

by Anonymous April 10, 2004

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