King Adam

The greatest human being to ever live. This universe is truly graced by his mere presence.

I acknowledge and respect King Adam as my king.

by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 20, 2024

King Arther

Impregnation via plunger device, where one goes into a headstand like position and you, with both hands on the device, plunge it down as one would when putting the sword in the stone

My dad walked up to me and told me, "You know, you weren't made traditionally, we had to King Arther your mom"

by anonymous July 5, 2023

Dancing King

Kim Jongin

“Do you know who the dancing king of the industry is?” “Kim Jongin is that king and always will be”

by Jonginsno.1fan November 4, 2020

kings fall farmer

a lifeless sack of shit that thinks they are powerful because they can skip ship encounter and they are owed something. They are actually in desperate need of a loving touch

"Whos that over there?"

"Oh him? Thats Bryce, hes a kings fall farmer"

by thefin04 September 21, 2022

king of pussy

Luke cutforth / Lukeisnotsexy

Jared: have you seen all these cats around Tim?

Jacob: I know Tim is definitely the king of pussy

by Willowjcowie August 30, 2017

Burger King Date

The sentence "taking you out to a burger king" is just a coded way of saying it will either be an attempted kidnapping. Or worse

"Let me take you out on to a burger king date"
"Ew no are you serious?"

by grötmongo April 24, 2020

King Edward

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.

I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.

by Mollyh September 28, 2019