Dead fuck

When having sex with a female, she preceeds to lay there motionless and just stare you in the eyes. No emotion whatsoever. Doesn't appear to be interested in the physical happenings of the moment. Alive, but resembling a dead body by her lack of movement.

Heather White was the gnarliest dead fuck I ever had, she never moved or got into it.

by neverhaveiheather March 4, 2013

Fuck Request

Sending someone a "Friend Request" on Facebook in the hopes of opening a channel of communication that will lead to them opening their body to you temporarily.

"Imma send Crystal a Fuck Request on Facebook."

by Jacques Tardi August 28, 2013

British as Fuck

Jason Statham

British as Fuck, JASON STATHAM

by bitchbeater March 17, 2009

Muppet Fuck

Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.

That guys such a muppet fuck

by newky2k May 22, 2006

fuck zoned

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship with you.

She hasn't called me back. She promised she would. Do you think she will call me?

No, you have been fuck zoned

by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012

Fucking Wanker

Mike

The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER

Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!

Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER

Mike can also be defined as a CUNT

by Mr Carr November 3, 2004

Train Fucked

Looking as though one's vagina has been ravished by a cock with the size and speed of your average train. Often results in the subject being in desperate need of medical attention.

Damn, it looks like that chick was just train fucked. Someone should get her to a hospital.

by The Cock Conductor December 9, 2008