urban dictionary

noun. a dictionary containing a bunch of slang words, memes, and probably a bunch of nonsense. PROBABLY.

guy 1: hey do you know what urban dictionary is
guy 2: dfjk
guy 3:*vietnam war flashbacks*
guy 4:nnn
guy 5:sus

by quinetn December 6, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The one place where you find completely fake information about a person whose name you type in.

If you know someone whose name has a definition on URBAN DICTIONARY they are probably a Censored

by HeWhoKnowsTheTruth June 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A stupid website that wont let me define my friend Liam as a joke. fuck you urban dictionary I love you.

"Urban dictionary likes men"

by peniscockdickschlongdingaling April 26, 2021

Urban dictionary

Social media as a dictionary. Kinda. Also a place to search up random words when bored.

Friend: what does “couch” mean?
Me: Search it up in Urban Dictionary, you’ll thank me later
*five minutes later*
Friend: Well, that was insulting
Me: It’s speaking facts though

by Just_hate_twowrlds October 9, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A random Dictionary that uses random words that people made u.

Hey joey lets go look up QWERTY in the Urban Dictionary

by Viserion1243 September 18, 2020

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary Author

Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.

That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.

by Lil Holland October 8, 2023