Black Company

Someone that acts like a complete and total fucking douche canoe while interacting with friends and acquaintenances. Often vaguely tries to threaten them and make them uncomfortable for no apparent reason. Usually has a small penis.

The Black Company said he'd report us to the landlord for playing our music too loud again. That was after he showed up and ate our food and drank our beer.

by dougchartier November 10, 2011

black doodle

you kill or find a pregnant girl with your friend, strip her down naked, put her under a tree, then your friend goes up in the tree right above her and you spread her legs and put your face right in front of her vagina and your friend jumps off and lands on her stomach and all the nasty shit sprays all over you.

-sbk

dude, that black doodle we did to that black girl tasted to good.

by black doodle April 17, 2010

Black Balled

Being either physically or socially screwed over by your girlfriends ex-boyfriend.

I cant go to this party tonight cause I was black balled.

If I wasnt black balled from that bar we could go.

Yeah all my friends are there, but he is there also so I guess I am black balled.

I have black balls because of my girlfriend not blue.

by Backstreet Boy Stl March 29, 2011

Black crayon

the result of anal sexual intercourse

he has a black crayon as a result of sticking his cock up her ass

by contributor 20645 April 21, 2009

The Black Pearl

When a guy shits in his partners mouth. Their partner then gargles the shit and spits on back the guy's stomach in a bowl shaped form.

The black pearl came mysteriously upon the horizon of my tongue.

by legitdinosaur24 April 16, 2014

Black Hole

when you're in your room with a black person and leave for a minute, then come back to notice something cool or expensive has seem to have vanished into thin air (but is really hidden deep in the black persons anus)

I gotta go to the bathroom but im scared my bling is gonna get sucked in a black hole :-(

by piddlypop March 24, 2011

Black Suckers

The absolute worst punishment that a 3yr old can dish out.
Reason:They taste bad and they are ugly so nobody wants them.
A 3yr old will only bestow this reward when they are at their wits end and unable to change their situation with the normal fit pitching, belly aching, moaning, groaning and crying to no avail.
It is also used by adults in a SNAFU situation.

When you won't let the child have their way and they tell you NO NO NO Black Suckers for You!

by Marty and Michelle June 10, 2005