dusty shit

something that is very awesome most commonly used when referring to weed

person 1 : try some of this dude

person 2: dat some dusty shit that

person 1 : sweet

by DUSTY May 8, 2012

shit nami

when u take such a big dump it shoots a wave over the toilet

man,i took such a big crap yesterday my shoes got wet.shit nami

by feasant December 16, 2011

romp shit

To win something, or to be really good or awesome at something.

Hey do you see Erica and Austin playing beer pong? They fucking romp shit!

by Laura Nicole May 29, 2008

no shit, Scurlock!

Similar to 'no shit, Sherlock'.

A variation which compounds the stupidity of the person in which the statement is communicated to by obscuring the word "Sherlock" with the word "Scurlock"

Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!
Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"

Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, scurlock!

by Agent 49 July 6, 2016

creepy shit

When something can be described as "creepy as fuck“ it is called "creepy shit"

Damn that Creepypasta I just read was some creepy shit, I may just shit bricks who needs sleep.

by Otakuloid13 December 30, 2014

Jake Shit

The act in which one abruptly disappears from his or her group of friends to poop. Said poops may take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour. At least ten minutes later, their disappearance is recognized. The group of friends usually has no idea where said friend went. Person usually returns silently and is not noticed for another 5 to 10 minutes. After being recognized, said person says they were pooping. So ending the mystery.

Where is Jake?
I don't know?
*40 minutes later*
Jake where were you?
Oh I was pooping.

Ohhh you were taking a Jake shit

by Deoweeni March 28, 2015

Shit Throttle

A horny guy sits on the toilet about to lay a huge shit and realises he needs a wank.

Bob: Had a great Shit Throttle last night, but I ended up pissing all over the wall.

Terry: Who cares, I never liked that wallpaper.

by Facecake July 30, 2009