management on your breath

what you get after blowing your boss to get ahead at work

i see you have your own office now jeff. do i smell management on your breath?

by partsgirl January 28, 2011

pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

creaming your dill

-give a hand-job
-jerk off

We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.

by Rui May 26, 2005

Get on your bike

To get on one's bike is simply to tell another person to fuck off.

Man1: Oi you wanker you stole my chips!
Man2: Get on your bike you bastard and ride it!

by Bex2906 August 20, 2006

Skeletons in your iPod

Songs or Videos in your iPod collection that you would be totally embarrassed about if your friends found out about them.

Heath: Hey, Lunchbox, you left your iPod here at work all unlocked and unattended.

Lunchbox: Uhhhh...Thanks, Brother H.

Heath: No problem, Box. Considering some of the crap that you like, I bet you have some serious skeletons in your iPod you wouldn't want anyone to find!

by 82 December 9, 2008

Butter Your Nutter

To lubricate your penis, and rhyme at the same time.

Sam: man, her handjobs are so whack!
Lee: try to butter your nutter, it'll go nice n smooth.

by Poor Raped Goat May 31, 2006

finish your dinner

A phrase that should be used if a girl hesitates/acts like she's going to spit after you cum in her mouth.

Goddamn girl finish your dinner...You will finish what I put in front of you.

by 6You Know Who This Is9 December 12, 2007