torpedo penis

a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo

Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo penis.
Juan: Well don't let it go popping your cherry now.... litterally!!!!!

by Jaime Vasquez May 19, 2008

Mushroom penis

an asshole who has a chode smaller than 1 cm and is an asshole again who has a ass face

mushroom penis moustache

by james brolin March 3, 2009

penis poo

Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.

Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.

by Steph January 25, 2004

penis shooter

one who shoots penis

Hey, you're a penis shooter.

by Phike DeRay March 24, 2005

red penis

when you jack off to hard you bleed

" Girl- Baby what happened?
Guy- I jacked off to hard to your mom so now i have red penis
Girl- OH SNAP!"

by Colin Ye December 3, 2007

Penis Wagon

A dickhead; a mean & rude man; real loser-y type of guy.

George Bush is a major Penis Wagon!

by PugLuv~* March 26, 2003

penis coat

A little coat for a penis..i use a regular coat cuz my penis is so huge .

When it gets cold i wear 2 coats ..1 4 my penis n 1 4 me..ur gay with ur menis ..i do anal ..do u? penis coat!!!

by iplaynaked October 2, 2005