jacked up

THIS IS THA TRU DEFINITION OF JACKED UP:
(ASK ANYBODY)
To get Beat up or layed out

1In the early nineties Tyson's game was nuthin. him vers Evander and Tyson would get Jacked Tha fuck Up
2AS the wanksta walked down the street he proceeded to be jacked up by some1's crew.

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

jack city

when someone is extremely buff and ripped; usually refers to men.

"Damn that guy is so buff.. jack city!"

by ladywood December 16, 2011

Sand-Jacking

To masturbate without lubrication to such an extent that either a callus forms or you develop a scab, usually on the head. Primarily the habit of 12-14 year old boys who have just figured out that there's another use for their penis other than urination and don't know any better. "Super Sand-Jacking" is when someone develops a scab, but does not wait for it to heal and continues to habitually masturbate regardless of the blood and pain. It has been hypothesized that these people are usually the ones who end up addicted to "scarfing" later in life, but never been proven. "Super Sand-Jackers" that eventually find out about lubrication and other less damaging forms of masturbation and abandon this practice are "Lapsed Sand-Jackers"

I was Sand-Jacking so furiously last night I accidentally lit my boxers on fire...!

by ZStar930 January 2, 2011

Jack slapping

the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. The user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.

A: Dude i totally "Jack-Slapped" Steve in the face earlier!
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!

C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.

by That_dude_down_the_street October 13, 2013

Jack around

To manipulate figures in an effort to provide clarity, but more often than not, it results in confusion.

"You could just pull the numbers, dump them in Excel and then jack around with 'em until you get the output you want."

by Fye Nance November 1, 2008

Crazy Jack

only the greatest st. e graduate

That eediot wannabe will never be as funny as Crazy Jack

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Jack off

A fan of "Jack Johnson"

Often seen wearing birks or sandals while chillin' in the quad with his backward-baseball-cap-wearing "BROS"

that jack off sure is chill

by genldick April 7, 2008