Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

Kissing Babies

Having Sex

That metaphors was kissing babies

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

Baby shart

What you sing when your infant shits himself.

"Baby shart do do do do do baby shart do do do do do do baby shart do do do do do baby shart." 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

by UltimateDoge May 9, 2021

Backshot Baby

Someone who’s quite ugly, or who has a flat face, due to backshots flattening or disfiguring it. The child comes out ugly because its a more aggressive and animal like position.

Bob: Damn dude he’s ugly as fuck, parents must be too.

John: Nah man his parents are fine, he’s just a backshot baby.

by Jęsus October 11, 2023

backwash baby

A baby resulting from cum leaking out of a girl's ass and into her pussy after anal sex.

It doesn't matter if he fucks me up in the ass, I'm gonna let it all run out and make me a backwash baby

by Dr MDrr November 30, 2016

baby peach

The term used to describe the genitalia of a man with a singular testicle.

Man, Frank hasn't been acting the same since he told us his girlfriend laughed at his baby peach.

by @L December 3, 2016

fizzle baby

when a baby is crying,it is said to be fizzling

*baby crying*"there goes the baby fizzling again"(fizzle baby)

by XXrazor_blades_slipXX April 8, 2007