Cunt Cushion

A male or female friend who acts as a shield against a woman to whom you're not attracted in the slightest.

Oh my god, that chick that's been staring at me all night is coming over to talk to me, but she's sooo not my type. Quick, I need you to be my cunt cushion!

by The Ent August 29, 2010

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cunt masterflex

some 1 who is a big ass twards u. or some who messes ur joke up

guy1:you check out my out my package

guy2: you mean your penis

guy1:no cunt masterflex i really ment my package from the mail

by willie boy January 30, 2008

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cunt chunt

The spooge from a woman's vagina. Typically with at least some blood and cheesy discharge.

Tom: Can you believe that Courtney cunt chunted all over my sheets last night?
Greg: Hell yeah, I'd eat that shit up!

by chunt eater January 4, 2012

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A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.

Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"

by Chu~! September 24, 2011

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indie cunt

Someone who calls themselves or refers to their actions as indie, when in fact they couldn't be more basic white girl if they tried.

Normally the type who listen to The 1975 and/or radiohead.

You're such and indie cunt.

Only indie cunts think glitter on their face makes them unique.

by PettyCactus November 15, 2016

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