Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.

"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."

by Noctone April 6, 2023

shit spewing

poop running or squirting out of your butt.
or
words just flying out of your mouth.

Girl: Are you ok in there?
Other Girl: I had shit spewing out of me. (diarrhea)
or
Girl: You are fat.
Boy: Why does shit spew out of your mouth?

by waldnerdd July 3, 2008

Shit Suppressor

Placing toilet paper in a toilet to make your poop silent.

Someone was in the stall next to me, so I had to use a shit suppressor.

by powerbolt May 12, 2016

shit dem

shocked/suprised

bro: yo look at dat girl over dere
me: shit dem she’s got bundaaaaa

by i.forgot.my.name October 1, 2020

drug shits

When you take too many drugs and it causes your bowels to overload, thus causing you to reap what you sow with incredibly disgusting and unforgiving shits.

Mary did way too much cocaine last night and now has the drug shits.

by Cloudvanity June 26, 2016

genius shit

A genius shit is when you take you work/laptop with you to the toilet to carry on working whilst you shit to optimise working to shitting times.

Dave took a genius shit last night to get his work done, he came up with some really good stuff

by RKellyR April 20, 2016

Shit Barnacles

Dabs, blobs or streaks of leftover shit stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl. Can be challenging to remove. Often immune to direct urination. Un-effected by harsh chemicals. Sometimes remaining in the bowl until the cleaning person comes.

Damn, someone flushed too soon and left shit barnacles!

by Mike Mermel July 11, 2014