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Quiet Kid in the Corner

You know the kid. They often wear darker clothes, though it isn't necessary. Normally, this kid will talk to an elite few classmates who don't bug them, make fun of them, or bring them into irrelevant conversations. When you get to know that quiet kid, you can discover they are an individual person with lots of funny thoughts inside. They simply choose to keep them there. When they choose to let their thoughts out, the students laugh, but they're usually good kids, so the teacher's let it slide. Some speak more "properly" than others, depending on their sense of humor.
Mrs. Daniels: Justine, describe phagocytosis for the class.
*class considers whether there is actually a Justine in the school*
Justine: It's like when the space ship comes for the slime monster during its attempt at world domination, but the slime monster makes itself grow a little and eats it.
*class laughs*

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Mrs. Powers: And they all lived happily ever after... maybe... or maybe they all died.
Justine: Of course they died... this book was written two hundred years ago.
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Crystal: Did you hear what Justine said in English?
Amanda: That girl's name is Justine?.. It's always the quiet kid in the corner.
by bumblebreeze January 12, 2011
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latch-key kid

1. A child who comes home from school in the absence of his/her parents. A child who is not ready to be a latch key kid should be sent either to daycare or a friend's house in the afternoon.

2. Could also mean a young/apprentice locksmith.
1. Jimmy was a latch-key kid because his mom works afternoons and his dad is in jail for burglary and arson. Maybe he shouldn't have been going home alone because he's been missing since last thursday. Probably got lost, the dumb little bastard.

2. Jimmy, our latch-key kid, got electrocuted while trying to unlock an outlet cover.
by MothAssassin October 5, 2003
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melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.
I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
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Stick-up-Kids

Ghetto youth who make their money by robbing, or "jacking", random people on the streets, using some type of pistol or handheld firearm. Coming from the process of holding somewhat at gunpoint, or "sticking them up".
Stick-up-kids ran up on us on the corner.
by Dylan McKay August 7, 2004
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Circle Table Kid

- adjective, noun

This word originates in the Hoffman Estates High School cafeteria. Right after you first enter through the glass wall, you'll see a bunch of tables that are round with seats surrounding them. This word describes the type of people who sit at these tables.

A circle table kid is the type of kid who:

1. Enjoys watching anime and dressing like their favorite character to school. This isn't just for Halloween, this is everyday. They wear cat ears, ninja gloves/headbands, and capes.

2. They bring their nintendo ds to school and insist on showing everyone how cool they are for doing so. Hunched over the table, they engage in intense matches of mario kart. These battles can lead to frightening fits of nerd rage and have been known to become dangerous.

3. Mostly white, there are also black circle table kids. These are not the typical blacks that roam the halls of hoffman in the bottom hallway before the cafeteria (the jungle). These, however, are equally frightening as the denizens of the jungle, but not because of their hostility or guns, but because they are really weird. These are the black kids who wear trench coats and fucking stare at you like a psycho. Feeling unidentified with their ghetto counterparts, they keep to themselves, plotting the next columbine.

Synonyms: Loser, Anime Faggot, Nobody, Future Serial Killer
"Hey did you see that pale chick wearing a cape, what a circle table kid."

"Dude this stuffed anime animal thing would be perfect for a circle table kid to carry around school all day!"

"I once saw a circle table kid with a dead crow in her lunch box"
by Circle Table Kid April 1, 2009
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national kids day

a day to do WHATEVER we want !!! May18
by Dodo Brown June 5, 2018
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Unpopular popular kid

a person that chills with everyone, Very friendly, Doesn't annoy anyone, Has feelings, Really nice, Caring, Doesn't get invited to a lot of groups,
I feel bad for not inviting the unpopular popular kid
by lmaotrash December 5, 2019
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