Five Finger Death Punch

Basically Nickleback and Pantera, but as one band.

Person 1; You see the Five Finger Death Punch concert last night?
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks

by SilentFlaccidity May 16, 2018

six fingered banjo picker

Inbred white person, usually male.

Usually from a backwater suburb or town.

Indicative of low income and low intelligence.

Who lives in the house with all the retarded kids and broken cars in the front yard?

That's just Rob. He's some six fingered banjo picker from the western suburbs.

by OldBuzzard March 6, 2010

doberman finger stink

when someones fingers smell like they came out of a dogs ass

man get away from me!!!! you must have the doberman finger stink goin on or just havent takin a shower..

by jwright February 3, 2007

Five Finger Death Punch

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.

by strikerdew June 3, 2013

Cat Got Your Fingers

When someone barely types on MSN (or any instant chatting program). It takes them ages to answer you back.

Donnie: Are you coming with me to the movies?

.................................

...................................

Donnie: Um, cat got your fingers or what?

Paul: Yeah, I'm coming.

by Oreo cream September 22, 2009

two finger pussy dance

The at home cat massage technique that will have your cat saying ME-OHHH YEAH!

Uneducated Person: "What are you doing to your cat?"

Educated Person: "Two finger pussy dancing! The two finger pussy dance is the only way to MAKE YOUR OLD PUSSY PURR LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!"

by izakt July 13, 2011

five finger death punch

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds

I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.

by jesus lee christ September 3, 2013