double monkey fist

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.

Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!

by Sam Steine November 20, 2003

Double Dutch Rudder

all in all just a dutch rudder but with two males each holding there own penis and performing the act on each other with there other arm.

Man all the ladies left me and Mark and the party so we got our freak on with the double dutch rudder.

by Darryl Jacoby March 14, 2009

double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.

Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.

by Lolw00t December 21, 2008

double cock blocking

Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.

*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me

by ahhsay May 9, 2010

Delaware Double Boogey

The act of a man blowing his nose in his female partner's vagina, while at the same time punching her breasts. If time permits, this also includes a bum rub.

Tabb had a nasty cold, so his lady of the day let him do the Delaware Double Boogey. It was good.

by Monty B. December 15, 2008

no w/no double u

To protect yourself from no u times 2

Friend: ur mum gey lol
You: no u
Friend: no u times 2
Everyone else: OHHHH GET REKT
You: no w/no double u
Friend: *mum gey*

by Dekpakito June 1, 2019

double sock rule

Wearing two pairs of socks cancels out the sock rule

Jayden- I’m wearing 2 pairs of socks so it definitely can’t cancel the sock rule

Abraham-awe your gay now it cancels it out that’s on the double Sock Rule

by Crewstabber January 30, 2020