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Toss your shoe

To predict the weather using a japanese custom of tossing a shoe (traditionally it was a wooden sandal) into the air. If the shoe lands face up then the weather will be fair, if it falls face down expect a storm.
Wow, that shoe must have landed face up- Osaka, from azumanga
by Scarredbythechocolate February 21, 2005
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Wer's your trusers?!

A phrase used when one is wanting to be asking were a beings trousers are. Its said in a scottish accent and loudly. Personally use it as a pick-up line.....Im single..
Wer's your trusers?! Of all the days ya had to wear your wee little y-fronts why today? Get some trusers man!!!
by Romicus November 6, 2006
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Beat your face

Condescending Army term for telling someone to do push-ups.

Its usually used by a higher-ranked person toward a lower-ranked person for punishment. Wouldn't usually be used during PT, you'd tell someone "beat your face" if you caught them red-handed doing something stupid.

Rarely used by officers when dropping a sergeant for push-ups because of its condescending tone, its almost exclusively directed toward lower ranked enlisted when they fuck up.
Platoon Sergeant: What the fuck are you doing walking around outside without your cover (hat/beret) on you dipshit?
Soldier: Uh... uh... no excuse sergeant?

Platoon Sergeant: BEAT YOUR FACE
by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
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your banned jobber

threat and action used by the wizard himself ant mele to ban people from his servers
by Medicinal April 5, 2004
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Fuck Your Christmas

Fuck Your Holiday. Fuck any day where you are happy. I hope it becomes horrible and your cat dies
Yo that nigga tried to get with my girl so I said fuck your Christmas and punched him in the face
by EL- January 23, 2009
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snap your cap

to lose your sanity; lose control of yourself.
Hey buddy, calm down! Don't "snap your cap"!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 12, 2021
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your moms bed

Where I was last night.
in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed
by potheadblazer420 April 10, 2010
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