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Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Off your nut
by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022
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Hazleton Nut Thrust

When a man holds his balls together tightly, and fists a Domincan prostitute's asshole with the balls.
nigga: I would sure like to give you a Hazleton Nut Thrust.

Domincan Ho: (unintelligble Dominican jibbersh)

nigga: Oh yeah. Take it like a white biatch!

Dominican Ho: two dollars.

nigga: Damn your pricey.
by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010
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milky nut sauce

A more classy version of describing semen
After rigorous activity he covered my face in milky nut sauce, what a delicacy.
by TurdHearder69 November 17, 2020
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No Nut New Year

"No Nut New Year" similar to " No Nut November" but you have to put exactly on new years day and can't nut again until next year.

Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
Example:
"Hey man, you doing no Nut New year."
"Nah I can't last a whole year without busting a nut."
by Virgin Lies December 8, 2018
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juggling my nuts

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.
A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.
by Definition Extraordinaire October 31, 2015
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pee on your nuts

A figurative term meaning to have a small penis. Usually used as an insult.
Tough guy #1: "I can bench press 275. What's up now?"
Tough guy #2: "Whatever man, I can clean 200!"
Tough guy #1: "Well I can do 20 pullups!"
Normal guy: "All right guys, quit arguing about whose dick is smaller. At the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts."
by Nicholas D March 9, 2009
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Nut Ass Bitch

A girl who is seemingly normal, but upon talking to her, you realize she is actually crazy, weird, spazzy or all around unpleasant to talk to.
"God damn, Allie's pretty hot"
"Definitely. Too bad she's a nut ass bitch"
by No Asshole February 18, 2009
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